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therumpus: THE BINS: Deal by Lucas Adams This week’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:55:12 -0400

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THE BINS: Deal by Lucas Adams

This week’s BINS strip!

Spy Dad’s still got it

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:30:09 -0400

Spy Dad’s still got it

therumpus: THE BINS: OVERLORDS BY LUCAS ADAMS This...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:32:47 -0400

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THE BINS: OVERLORDS BY LUCAS ADAMS

This week’s Bins strip!

This week’s mystery date!

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:28:27 -0400

This week’s mystery date!

therumpus: THE BINS: GRAIN by Lucas Adams The Rumpus Strip of...

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:13:20 -0400

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THE BINS: GRAIN by Lucas Adams

The Rumpus Strip of the WEek!

Another joyous occasion for eating

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:56:53 -0400

Another joyous occasion for eating

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 09:26:35 -0400

modfarm: Second installment in our illustrated series, whereby...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 09:54:57 -0400

modfarm:

Second installment in our illustrated series, whereby the great-grandson of a dairy farmer inks his old diaries.

Latest WG Pope comic!

therumpus: THE BINS: Lovebot by Lucas Adams Today’s...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:55:33 -0400

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THE BINS: Lovebot by Lucas Adams

Today’s Rumpus strip!!!

modfarm: An excerpt from the 1943 journal of dairy farmer W.G....

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 08:57:45 -0400

modfarm:

An excerpt from the 1943 journal of dairy farmer W.G. Pope, now being illustrated for us by his great-grandson Lucas Adams here at Modern Farmer.

I’m doing a new weekly strip for Modern Farmer! Go take a look.

therumpus: THE BINS: Cheese by Lucas Adams Today’s...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:26:00 -0400

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THE BINS: Cheese by Lucas Adams

Today’s Rumpus strip!

Please, do not bring out the clowns

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:54:24 -0400

Please, do not bring out the clowns

LONG LIVE ROGER EBERT

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:16:00 -0400

From Ebert’s review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (0 stars): “The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year’s Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were ‘ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that … bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.’

Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: ‘Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind… . Maybe you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who’s Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers… .’

Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways, and Finding Neverland. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.”

therumpus: THE BINS: Meat by Lucas Adams Today’s Rumpus...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:53:16 -0400

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THE BINS: Meat by Lucas Adams

Today’s Rumpus post!

Sweater Gentleman

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 10:14:50 -0400

Sweater Gentleman

therumpus: THE BINS: Eggs by Lucas Adams The classic Easter/...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:02:50 -0400

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THE BINS: Eggs by Lucas Adams

The classic Easter/ Fantasy crossover of 1976

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:48:21 -0400

therumpus: THE BINS: Keano by Lucas Adams

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:00:25 -0400

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THE BINS: Keano by Lucas Adams

Michael Robbins: How the Pope Is Chosen

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:05:41 -0400

Michael Robbins: How the Pope Is Chosen:

michaelrobbinspoet:

James Tate

Any poodle under ten inches high is a toy.
Almost always a toy is an imitation
of something grown-ups use.
Popes with unclipped hair are called corded popes.
If a Pope’s hair is allowed to grow unchecked,
it becomes extremely long and twists
into long strands that look…

Pope Facts

Today’s most eligible bachelor

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:30:19 -0500

Today’s most eligible bachelor